apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
A+ Viking dick
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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