Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
