she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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