Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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