Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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