genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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