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you win
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
high people should be assigned attendants
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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