Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She said her name was "party"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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