? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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