I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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