if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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