quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I believe in your delicious
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
