oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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