you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
