i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He passed out mid-signature
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
