She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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