their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You can't motorboat a personality
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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