With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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