Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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