You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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