this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So much Jack, so little girl.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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