Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
