Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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