Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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