Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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