fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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