hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
