all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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