Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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