Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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