i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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