You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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