After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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