I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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