Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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