I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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