what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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