I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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