i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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