I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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