So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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