That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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