who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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