This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
