Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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