yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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