So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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