The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
