and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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