i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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