I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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