haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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