Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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